THIS IS IT!!!
I don’t know who wrote this but they knew what they were talking about. This is the best way I have ever seen to explain Multiple Sclerosis to anyone. It is spot on!
I have gotten asked countless times to explain what it is I am going through and experiencing and I am always speechless and unable to help them understand.
This is it - this how someone can experience Multiple Sclerosis.
#1 - Painful Heavy Legs - (I have this - not all the time)
Apply Tightly 20 LB ankle weights and 15 LB thigh weights then take a 1 mile walk, clean the house, go shopping and then sit down - how ya' feeling now?
#2 - Painful or Tingly Feet (I just have tingly feet so far)
Put equal or unequal amounts of small pebbles in each shoe then take a walk, if we are mad at you we would prefer needles to pebbles.
#3 - Loss of Feeling in Hands and/or Arms (I have this on/off 24/7)
Put on extra thick gloves and a heavy coat then try and pick up a pencil, if successful stab yourself in the arm.
#4 - Loss of Feeling in Feet and/or Legs (I have this on/off 24/7)
Ask a doc for a shot of Novocain in both of your legs and then try and stand up and walk without looking like the town drunk. Hopefully you won't fall down.
#5 - TN (Trigeminal Neuralgia) (I have had this)
Take an ice pick and jam it into your ear or cheek whenever the wind blows on it, or a stray hair touches it. If you want something easier to do, get someone to punch you in the jaw preferably daily.
#6 - Uncontrollable Itching (I am just starting to have this)
Glue or sew small steel wool pads to the inside of your shirt, pants and undergarments wear them for an entire day.
#7 - Tingling - (I have this all day, every day)
Stick your finger in an electrical socket - preferably wet.
#8 - Tight Banded Feeling (some days)
Put 12 inch wide belt around you and make is as tight as you can and leave it there for the entire day. How ya' breathing?
#9 - Shots
Fill one of our spare needles with saline solution, saline won't hurt you, we would love something worse but don't want to end up in jail. Give yourself a shot every time we do our shot.
#10 - Side Effects From the Shot (I have this with shots)
Bang you head against a wall, wrap yourself in a heating pad, wrap your entire body with an ace bandage tightly then finally treat yourself to some spoiled food or drink.
#11 - Trouble Lifting Arms - (not yet)
Apply 20 LB wrist weights and try and reach for something on the highest shelf in your house.
#12 - Spasticity (Every single day, all day)
Hook bungee cords to your rear belt loops and rear pant leg cuffs then for your arms hook bungee cords to your shirt collar and cuffs on shirt sleeves then go dancing.
#13 - Poor Hearing/Buzzing in Ears (I had this for a solid 18 months but it comes and goes now)
Put a bee in each ear and then put a plug in each one...Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
#14 - Balance and Walking Problems (I have this 24/7)
Drink 100 proof grain alcohol and then sit and spin in an office chair for 30 minutes, now get up and see what happens.
#15 - Urgently Needing to Pee (I have this off/on)
We put a .5 liter remote controlled water bag and drip tube in your pants, we point out 2 restrooms in a crowded mall, then we tell you that you have 30 seconds before we activate the water bag (by remote control) to get to a restroom. Just for spite we may make that 20 seconds without telling you.
#16 - Bizarre and Inexplicable Sensations (Here and there)
Place tiny spiders on your legs or arms and allow them to periodically crawl around throughout the day, heck all day would be good too.
#17 - Pins and Needles (Here and there)
Stab yourself repeatedly with needles all over your body or better yet....Get a very large tattoo in your most sensitive area.
#18 - Dizziness (Vertigo) - (Had it - it has gone)
Get on a gently rocking boat all day and all night and take several walks around the deck with your eyes closed.
#19 - Fatigue (Here and there)
Stay awake for two full days to induce incredible fatigue and then cook dinner, clean the house, walk the dog and see how you feel. Please do not compare MS fatigue to you being tired from only a few hours of sleep - it's not the same at all.
#20 - Cognitive Function (Brain Fog) - (Not yet)
Take a liberal dose of sleeping pills but stay awake. Try and function properly and think clearly. To make it even more real without killing yourself of course, take the sleeping pills with a small sip of wine.
#21 - Burning Feeling - (Not Yet)
Make a full pot of boiling water and then have someone fill a squirt gun with the boiling water and shoot it at yourself all day long. However, you can give us the pleasure of shooting you instead...optional of course.
#22 - Intention Tremor - (Had it - it is gone)
Hook your body to some type of vibrating machine and try and move your legs and arms.....hmmm are you feeling a little shaky? You are not allowed to use anything fun for this lesson.
#23 - Buzzing Feeling When Bending Our Heads to Our Chest (L’Hermitte's) - (I had this - it has stopped)
Place an electrical wire on your back and run it all the way down to your feet, then pour water on it and plug it in.
#24 - Vision Problems (Optic Neuritis) (Had this - it was treated and is gone)
Smear Vaseline on glasses and then wear them to read the newspaper.
#25 - Memory Issues (not yet)
Have someone make a list of items to shop for and when you come back that person adds two things to the list and then they ask why you didn't get them. When you come back from shopping again they take the list and erase three things and ask why you bought those things.
#26 - Foot Drop (I have this when I am tired - at the end of the day - not every day)
Wear one swim fin and take about a 1/2 mile walk, nothing else needs to be said for this one, you'll get it.
#27 - Depression (Not yet)
Take a trip to the animal shelter everyday and see all the lonely animals with no home. You get attached to one or more of the animals and when you come back the next day you come in while they are putting her/him asleep.
#28 - Fear (I have this)
Dream that you have lost complete feeling in your feet and when you wake up wiggle your feet, just so happens they don't move. Think about this every night wondering whether something on your body won't work the next day when you wake up.
#29 - Swallowing (Not Yet)
Try swallowing the hottest chili pepper you can find. It probably won't go down very well.
#30 - Heat Intolerance or Feeling Hot When it's Really Not - (Had it)
You are on a nice vacation to Alaska. Its 35° outside and 65° inside. Light a fire for the fireplace and then get into it. Once you have reached about 110° tell me how you feel, even a person without MS would feel bad, now add all of the above symptoms - welcome to our world.
#31 - Then Finally - (I have had a few people say this to me)
After subjecting yourself to the items above, let everyone tell you that you are just under a lot of stress, it's all in your head and that some exercise and counseling is the answer.
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